Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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