But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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