is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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