either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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