It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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