Don't make out with my wife yet
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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