During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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