She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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