susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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