Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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