She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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