Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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