Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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