Non-Jews are for practice
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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