I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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