Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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