I'm so fucking centered right now
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yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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