I will miss his soup and his dick the most
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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