There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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