Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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