I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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