We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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