ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Green mimosas i think yes
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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