So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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