Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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