I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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