I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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