Having a random hookup so left but love u
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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