that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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