what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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