Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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