There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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