I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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