Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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