a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
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Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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