Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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