I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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