guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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