my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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