Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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