why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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