I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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