I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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