Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
you never un-have a 4some
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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