He kissed a someone with a penis
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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