When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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