I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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