I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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