I understand Curling. That high.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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