My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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